France threatens Iran!

It was only a matter of time before having a Jew for a president took its toll on France. In an statement that will warm Jewish hearts in France’s capital, Tel Aviv, the country’s puppet foreign minister has warned the world to prepare for a war against Iran over its plans to develop nuclear energy. Quite what this race of cheese-eating surrender monkeys can accomplish in this respect is not entirely clear. After all, they are every bit as cowardly as Israel in being unable or unwilling to fight their own battles. Since a nuclear strike is out of the question, the only option would be for the French to send in their famous Foreign Legion, since it is ENTIRELY made up of foreigners who unlike the French at least have the stomach for a fight.